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My Penis Is Too Big To Fail

Goddamn, it works. It all works so well. I’m sure psycopath traders has used this line to great success in early morning Manhattan. SMBC Advertisements

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The Utter Stupidity of This Budget Deal

We can all count the ways: government spending is the only positive factor to the economy right now, the cuts aren’t targeted to the least effective subsidies, there are no tax revenues in the deal, etc. Worst of all, we’ll … Continue reading

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THERE ARE LOWER NUMBERS ON WALL ST TICKERS THAN THIS MORNING – PANIC!

So it is likely this 1,000 point sell-off was caused by a trader error. One of our brilliant, creme of the crop, best people forgot million started with an M and not a B, as in Broke, because the douche … Continue reading

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