Weee! The Truth Comes in Snark

Why can’t America have any happiness? Because the U.S. Declaration of Independence only allowed for the ineffectual pursuit of happiness, not the actual life quality of happiness. The richest 1% of Americans pursue happiness by taking everything from everybody else, while the average American pursues happiness by hating people in the same dire financial straits but with some superficial difference in skin color or religious background.

We can’t think of a joke to end this. Truck Nutz? Wonkette

MLK Jr. didn’t get shot pursuing racial civil rights, he got shot trying to get black and white poor union workers to work together. Poor timing I guess.

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