The Taliban are buying orphan monkey babies and training them to fire guns. This is not a joke, it is so much better! The US military confirms their existence.
This brings four questions to mind:
- The Taliban have the time and resources to smuggle baby monkey orphans and train them?
- How can this not be an obvious sign for the US military about Taliban presence? Shouldn’t this, you know, give the Taliban away? AK-47-wielding baboons?
- How accurate are these monkeys?
- When will Planet of the Apes become reality?