No? (Not a surprise) Wisconsin!? (Surprise!) You would have to be completely, happily drunk to adorn a cheese hat and wear no shirt to a winter football game in the North. Makes a lot of sense after seeing the graphic.
Though, you can just see it, the DC area has more bars than grocery stores. This also makes sense to anyone who lives here.
And yes, I know that more bars don’t necessarily mean they party hardest, but we can at least assume they eat only two or three brands of nuts and corn chips while they drink a lot. So congrats Wisconsin on your noble ratio extending statewide